云在指尖 发表于 2021-9-21 21:07:22

疯了!上海精神病医院出月饼,一盒炒到1288......

——传说中的韭菜鸡蛋馅儿。
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翠绿的皮儿,翠绿的馅儿。咬上一口,直冲天灵盖。
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奇葩月饼年年有,今年似乎特别多。除了咸甜交织的韭菜鸡蛋月饼,还有“香气扑鼻”的螺蛳粉月饼。
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螺蛳粉月饼,大概是爱螺人士的福音。除此之外,还有风味浓郁的香菜月饼。
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吃了之后变身喷射战士的火龙果月饼。
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还有据说能吸附身体毒素的竹炭月饼。
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甚至还有泡面月饼,
据说吃上一块=吃一碗泡面。但月饼上刻着的“屌丝”二字,着实让人备受打击。
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吃了泡面月饼嗓子不舒服?那必须给你安利一下金嗓子月饼。送老师送朋友都不错,堪称护嗓神器。
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喜欢咸口?那给你推荐小龙虾月饼。酥皮包裹着满满的虾肉,鲜到掉牙。不过小龙虾月饼也因此被质疑是小龙虾馅饼。
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看了这么多奇葩月饼,
我只想说一句:还我正常月饼!
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正常月饼,它来了!
今年最正常的网红月饼,是由精神病院研发生产的。月饼皮上刻着九个大字:上海市精神卫生中心。
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精神病院卖月饼,听起来好像“有那个大病”。但这一奇葩跨界,反而戳中了沙雕网友的嗨点。“宛平南路600号月饼”一时间成了爆款,很多人表示:想要拥有同款!
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现在市面上已经很难买到,想吃块精神月饼,还得找黄牛。在某宝的代购链接处,精神月饼的身价已和宝格丽、圣罗兰、迪奥等大牌月饼并列。
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因为太多人抢购,这款月饼越炒越玄乎。

甚至有传言称,它有疗愈精神的奇效。吃了还想吃,越吃越精神!
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原价不到一百块的月饼直接被炒到了1288一盒,升值空间碾压一线理财产品。中秋就囤精神月饼,一夜暴富不是梦。
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事实上,精神月饼是该医院的员工福利。
一经流出,就因金镶玉造型、五彩斑斓的配色走红。月饼上的“上海市精神卫生中心”,更是博人眼球的杀手锏。
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这款月饼有6个口味,分别是:牛奶芝士、青苹青梅、咖啡巧克力、蜜桃铁观音、荔浦香芋、黄金紫薯。与动辄上百元的月饼礼盒相比,一盒78元的价格还算实惠。
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随着沙雕网友们脑洞大开,这已经不是一块普通的月饼了。现在,它有了一个新的名字——精神饼(谐音梗扣钱!)。
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还有网友从英文角度分析,发现了月饼和精神病院的隐秘联系。月饼是lunar cake,精神病院是lunatic。看起来竟是意外的相配。
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还有网友表示:月饼金镶玉的造型让人一秒入戏,联想到北京奥运会的金银铜奖牌。江湖规矩,中国出品,必属精品。
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“神经病”网友似乎找到大本营,
吃了“精神饼”竟产生家的味道。
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还有吃过的网友直言:
一口下去满血复活,多年的“精神”问题也好转了。
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那到底怎样才能吃到“精神饼”呢?网友们各显神通,想了一堆馊主意。
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有要去假装治疗失眠的;有要抢600号床位的;还有早上五点起床去挂号的。


核心要义就是——想吃月饼就得先把自己送进精神病院。
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对此,理智的网友吐槽道:会为了买月饼去精神病院挂号的人,可能真的是需要挂号了,建议直接入院治疗。
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一句上海话送给沙雕网友:请侬切月饼,切好伐发病。(请你吃月饼,吃好别发病)
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那么以上的方法可行吗?上海市精神卫生中心官方给大家浇了一盆凉水:这款月饼是医院食堂给员工制作的,仅限闵行院区内部员工出售,刷饭卡才能买到。各位“病友们”,只能眼巴巴看着了。
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其实在“精神饼”走红之前,上海市精神卫生中心的地址——“宛平南路600号”就已经是一个自带流量的网红IP。
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“600号”是老上海之间的流行梗,因为简单好记,在过去就是精神病医院的隐晦叫法。
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上海大妈骂人时常说:“侬刚从600号出来啊?”“600号哪能把侬放出来呃?”网友评论中说“这里是上海人的精神家园”,也有玩梗的性质。
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在网红辈出的时代,年轻人赋予了这个老牌精神病医院新的涵义。在淘宝上搜索相关字样,印有相关字样的周边比比皆是。
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在国内,跨界走红的医院不是个例。四川华西医院的月饼,
也因独特的口感和自带的医院buff走红网络。对外出售时,比专家号还抢手。西点房排队买月饼的人,和门诊大厅就诊的人一样多。
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贵州省人民医院独创的云腿月饼,号称以独特的制作技术填补了我国医疗行业的空白。年销售额有望突破2个亿,成功填补了医院药品零加成带来的亏损。也给其他医院指明了致富新道路.....
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对大部分人来说,中秋月饼吃的就是个情怀。其实相较于天价月饼,
大家更关注的还是节日阖家团圆的气氛。

不管怎样,有月饼吃是好事。毕竟还有一些朋友,只能吃空气月饼。
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这种“精神饼”,你想吃吗?

俺村我最酷 发表于 2021-9-22 00:25:19

今年最奇葩的应该是钻戒月饼

浅予 发表于 2021-9-23 11:18:53

啥月饼都不如五仁、椒盐月饼好吃

余乐 发表于 2021-9-25 06:31:00

说实话我是没有这个经济实力跟风炒作

云在指尖 发表于 2021-9-25 13:22:43

从不吃月饼的我路过
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